Write a limerick about a dog

a dog ! she did n't want to be the one to tell him that , did n't want to lie to him . but she could n't .

Dog, reached for me

Next thought I tried to chew

Then I bit and it turned Sunday

Where are the squirrels down there, doing their bits

But all they want is human skin to lick

There was a young dog named Rex He really was quite a perplex He would sit and he would stay But he’d always run away If you called him he wouldn’t come next

There once was a dog from Peru Whose antics were known far and wide too With a wag and a woof It danced on the roof A sight that brought joy as it flew

There once was a dog from the park, Who’d howl at the moon after dark. He’d chase his own tail, And trip on a pail, Then nap with a snore like a lark.